In a display cabinet on the third floor of the Melbourne Cricket Ground is housed a vibrant pink suit worn by the entertainer. The performance in front of a massive crowd of attendees was hailed as a triumph.
You might not like his music. You might think he is the greatest gift to music known to man. Or you could adopt a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are belting while others are terrible.
The central idea is that amusement can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to create music or even Test cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Test Format
The five-day game boasts unrivalled depth. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so dictated by conditions.
The elements, the hour of play, the cricket ball – the list is endless. Above all is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the wicket is the canvas on which the players craft their legacy.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the great game taken to pieces and reconstructed in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a justification of the surface which resulted in a win and the another short match of the series.
Allowing a thick layer on the surface, leading to 36 wickets being taken in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between batter and bowler.
A Varied History: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a inferior show, one that should be marked with an asterisk as inauthentic, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and ongoing. At times, as witnessed recently, the ball moves excessively for the seamers. In contrast, it grips and turns on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are particularly captivating because of the investment made during quieter periods.
Problem Solving: The True Test
Certain variables are accepted more freely than others.
The contention in during the match was that the balance was tipped too far towards the fielding side. That the top batters were unable from playing their natural game.
The format is about finding solutions – reading the wicket and responding effectively. The top two individual scores were made by world-class players. One line-up made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the devotees who have suffered 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the ground, a sea of people celebrated and created an atmosphere, producing a festive mood in a stronghold of Australian cricket.
There was hope as the attack excelled, momentum when batters responded, and rapturous celebration when the victory was secured.
Extreme Ends: The Variety of Test Matches
The venue has form with difficult wickets. Previously, a Test there featured a wicket with the excitement of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a marathon, with limited drama and endless boredom. The two-day game and that drawn affair are extreme ends of the spectrum – neither perfect, yet historical weight can be ascribed to both.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the demise of Test cricket at all," said a past champion. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these short time have been given some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this match, the captain talked like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The players delivered for him, restoring the joy to his face.
Different players stepped up with crucial roles. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term futures, but something to build on.
Ultimately, this triumph takes its place among other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the team assembled on the turf to start their own enjoyment.
Celebrate the win, lads. This victory was hard-fought.